November 23, 2007
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Black Friday
Day 326 of 2007
39 days left in this year
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HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — ‘Ano ‘ole: Nonsense
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY — “A hikapalale hinolua o walawala ki poha” (Nonsenseical gibberish Hawaiians say the first white visitor to the islands said.)
Look, There’s an Inn, Stop and Ask
(Photo: Moses does everyone’s laundry while on a Sinai camping trip.)
November 23, 2007: Well, we’re entering the crazy time of year, when people shop to celebrate the fairytale birth of a savior, or light candles to honor non-existent ancestors. Yes, it’s a crazy time. Not an inappropriate time to address some of this bunk.The decades of ’80s and ’90s were very rough on the world’s modern Western religions: Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. During this time, science not only caught up with these mythologies but overran them with so many findings as to confuse the various followers. In two cases, Judaism and Islam, science obliterated them. You can choose logic and common sense, or these religions, but you cannot choose both. They are now mutually exclusive. The third, Christianity, hangs by a thread which seems imminently about to break. Today, let’s talk about Judaism.
During the ’90s, one scientist, a well-known and respected paleontologist, Stephen Jay Gould, wrote an article attempting to make peace between the increasingly warring factions of science and religion. His point was simple: he said religion and science have no overlapping magesteria. That is, each covered different subjects and so in essence, in Gould’s point of view, each subject did not comment on the other, nor could each subject inflict harm on the other.
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November 22, 2007
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Stop the Violence Day
Day 325 of 2007
40 days left in this year
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HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — ‘Kau hale: Home
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY — “Moloka`i pule o`o” Moloka`i of the potent prayers.
November 22, 1963: President John F. Kennedy is assasinated in Dallas, Texas.
November 22, 1921: The Hawaiian Homes Commission, the parent of the Hawaiian Homelands organization, offers lots to Molokai residents which combine residential use with farmland, answering a request of some residents. Few residents, however, end up with any land.
Many Molokai residents are understandably not thrilled with the arrangement offered. Their ancestors, going back hundreds of years, had not “owned” anything. The concept of owning land was anathema to the old Hawaiian ways. Several old timers, especially those who remembered the Great Mahele of 1848, when the Christians offered land to every Hawaiian, if only they would sign away the rights to that land first. The Hawaiians expected the Christians to be true to their word, a disappointment that many in history have had to learn. Hawaiians ended up with little of the land to call their own. Now, this new commission.More than 86 years later, it’s not any better. The average wait for two acres of land from Hawaiian Homelands, if you are of Hawaiian descent, is 15 years. Most of the land given out lies unused. It’s unclear why the wait is so long. Happy thanksgiving!
Today’s (November 22nd) Birthdays
1511: Erasmus Reinhold, mathematician
1819: George Eliot, novelist
1868: John Nance Garner, 32nd VP
1869: Andre Gide, France, novelist
1888: Tarzan, of the Apes, according to Edgar Rice Burroughs’ novel
1890: Charles de Gaulle, President of France
1898: Wiley Post, Grand, aviator/parachutist
1899: Hoagy Carmichael, actor/songwriter
1912: Doris Duke, NYC, multi-millionaire
1921: Rodney Dangerfield, comedian
1924: Geraldine Page, actor
1940: Terry Gilliam, comedy writer-animator
1941: Tom Conti, actor
1942: Guion S Bluford Jr, astronaut
1943: Billie Jean King, tennis player
1950: Little Steven, rocker
1958: Jamie Lee Curtis, Los, actress
1960: Eg White, rocker
1961: Mariel Hemingway, actress
1964: Stephen Geoffreys, actor
1966: Brian Robbins, actor
1967: Boris Becker, tennis player
November 21, 2007
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www.freerice.com
At a time of year when we often eat, drink and be merry to excess, it’s sometimes hard to fathom that there are others in the world with little or nothing to eat.
And it’s far too easy to say there is nothing we can do as individuals about that sad fact of life beyond donating a dollar or two to one fund or another. There are, however, more imaginative examples of what one person can do to to contribute, and at the same time, involve others in the process.
Dismayed by the fact that there are many going without and even starving in our bountiful world, John Breen of Bloomington, Indiana, created the freerice.com Internet game online that promises to contribute ten grains of rice with each correct answer to a multiple-choice vocabulary question. After three correct answers, the player graduates to a higher difficulty vocabulary level — equaling 30 grains of rice per level. While 10 grains of rice is a tiny amount, the numbers add up quickly as more people hear about the game and participate.
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November 19, 2007
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Gettysburg Address Day
323 of 2007
42 days left in this year
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HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — ‘Kao keiki: Kid
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY — “Here’s looking at you, kid”
Everyone’s a Few Drinks Behind
November, 1954: Humphrey Bogart visits Maui with his wife, Lauren Bacall. The visit was sparked by Bogart’s location shooting earlier in the year for The Caine Mutiny, a movie that garnered seven Academy Award nominations, including Bogart’s third best-actor nomination (he won for The African Queen two years earlier.) Bogart has been called the greatest film star ever, according the American Film Institute’s “100 greatest stars.” He spent 27 years acting in films, from 1930 to his death from cancer, in 1957.
Outside acting, Bogart was a liberal, and was in the vanguard of Hollywood protesters, as he organized against the House Unamerican Activites Committee. In testimony before the McCarthy gang, he not only refused to answer questions, he excoriated the committee for its abhorrent display of abuse and power against powerless people. McCarthy told several people afterward he would never watch a Bogart film again, to which Bogart is reputed to have later said, “Was that a promise?”He met the love of his life, Lauren Bacall, on the film set of To Have and Have Not, in 1944. He was 44 and she was 19. He was worried about their age difference. She wasn’t. The meeting of the two characters on screen is quoted to this day. “You need me, whistle. You know how to whistle, Steve? You just put your lips together, and blow.”
Most people today think that Frank Sinatra started the “Rat Pack,” the group with Sammy Davis Jr, Dean Martin, Joey Bishop, Peter Lawford, etc. In truth, it was Bogart who began a series of parties in the early 1950s, and which included Sinatra, along with Danny Kaye and John Houston. It was Bacall who named them; coming home from work one night she found them all drunk and laughing themselves silly on her living room floor. “If this isn’t the mangiest pack of rats I ever saw,” she said. To which Bogart is said to have replied, “Most of the world is a few drinks behind.”
They named their first boy Steve, after his character in the first movie they made together. At their wedding, he gave her a golden whistle, and when Bogart died, Bacall had it cremated with him.
Today, Lauren Bacall is 83.
November 17, 2007
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Take a Hike Day
Day 321 of 2007
44 days left in this year
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HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — ‘Puhi: To smoke tobacco
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY — “Where the wind blows, there the smoke falls.”
TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH (OR PUKE)
November 17, 2006: The Great American Smokeout hits Maui, as new ordinances go into effect, banning smoking in public places, restaurants, bars, nearly every public place, and 50 feet outside of public places, too.
During the debate over the new regulations, businesses, particularly bars and restaurants, howled at the disastrous impact the new law would have on their incomes, how they might have to lay off workers or even close for good.
As usual, none of this happened. A year later, business is good, no one got fired, and the air is a bit cleaner.According to healthyhawaii.com, smokers in Hawaii live an average of 14 years less than nonsmokers.
And speaking of bad habits, American corporations continue to hook their customers on the world’s most addictive substance — nicotine — and profit from the hundreds of thousands of worldwide deaths their products cause annually. But it’s okay because we’re only addicted to “free market capitalism.”
November 17, 2007
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Many people have heard the story of how certain older cultures caught a particular kind of monkey. The monkey’s favorite nuts were placed in a container, with a hole large enough for the monkey to put through his hand in order to get the nuts. But the hole was not large enough to allow free passage of a fist clutching nuts. Since the monkey would not let go, he was trapped. Read the rest…
November 16, 2007
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National Button Day
Day 320 of 2007
45 days left in this year
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HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY - ‘Wai halana: Flood
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY - “When the leaves of the ‘ama‘u fern turn toward the upland, it is a sign of a flood.”
HOW QUICKLY THINGS CHANGE
November 16, 2004: A rain gage above the Keanae Peninsula registers nearly 14 inches of rain in a 24-hour period as the entire island of Maui is deluged. Even normally dry Kapalua gets almost 3 inches of rain during the same period. Roads, bridges and some homes are flooded, as residents wonder what to do with all the water.What a marked contrast to today, when voluntary water restrictions are in place, and after decades of use, the Iao Aquifer remains a mystery — no one knows still, what kind of water or how much is sustainable from Iao Valley.
Meanwhile, as current residents struggle with water use and possible fines for misuse, Maui Council members are close to approving the Honua‘ula development project (formerly called Wailea 670), without a clue where the water for these 1,400 housing units will come from. All this from an island that is the second wettest place on the planet!
Image: It has been nearly 10 years since the Iao Flood Control System was challenged by water.