The Last (Yawn) Lecture

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BOOK REVIEW: The Last Lecture, by Randy Pausch.

 “Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.”
– Omar Khayyam (born 1048)
 

There’s not much more to be said for the courage of a man facing death, with three children under the age of six and a wife who is standing by his side. Further, to share his wisdom with the world via a book – The Last Lecture – -now the country’s no. 1 bestseller — as well as a lecture which was videoed and posted on You Tube, and has gone viral. I don’t touch the man, his courage, his hard work, his pain or his fortitude.

The book, however, basically stinks. It is presented haphazardly, and to be straightforward, the advice is – what is the best way to put this? – lacking in inspiration or enlightenment.

Randy Pausch loves Disney, and as a computer science professor at Carnegie Mellon, one can understand why. He even got to cross off a line on his Bucket List – that of being an Imagineer at Disney, you know, one of those people who use computers to make some of the magic visitors see at the parks. That’s fine, and while I haven’t counted words, I will say if he gave me a buck very time he told a story about Disney, why, I’d be able to afford a very nice dinner someplace, maybe even Dinseyworld.

My point is the reader doesn’t walk away with any feeling of, oh yeah, I need to live my life that way, whether we’re walking away from Disney stories or tidbits from his classroom. Pausch has set himself up – as all writers of such books do – as a guru of sorts to dispense knowledge gleaned from a life well led and a death courageously faced. This of itself is a fine goal, and in fact one a reader of such books seeks.

Sadly, he fails.

In fact, I was surprised to read some advice which I would have expected contrary to the lessons we all need to remind ourselves of. Pausch touts himself as a master of the multitasker, the time cruncher, the man who can get lots of things done all at once and in record time (he even got his tenure earlier than anyone else has at Carnegie Mellon).

Frankly, so what?

Many writers of such books will advise you that the key lesson of dying is to live in the moment, savoring the time one has. Juggling three tasks at once doesn’t really help with that, does it?

The advice which seems agreeable enough is generally unexciting. “No job is beneath you.” “Tell the truth.” These are fine aphorisms, but really, one doesn’t need to face death to realize them. Readers want the unique perspective which such clarity of existence lends while we aren’t facing the same pain or time limits.  Pausch can’t help us.

I haven’t seen the video. Perhaps he comes across more effectively in person. Still, books need to stand on their own, and this one doesn’t.

But I’ll close again, I wish him and his family well, and I dearly hope he becomes one of the “one in a million” who survive his cancer.

– Maui Curmudegeon

A Curious Sunday

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastMissing Children’s Day
Day 146 of 2008
220 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — Niele: Curious
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY— Tambu: Holy
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY — “The skin is a garmet that dries easily.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY — “The important thing is not to stop questioning. Never lose a holy curiosity.” (Albert Einstein)

WEB SURF SPOT OF THE WEEK — Curiosity
WEB VIDEO OF THE WEEK — My Stroke of Insight
NETCAST OF THE WEEK — 10-Minute Lessons
GOOD DEED SITE OF THE WEEK — ModestNeeds.org

EVENTS ON THIS DAY — May 25th
-585: First known calculated prediction of a solar eclipse
1825: The American Unitarian Association is founded
1844: The first telegraphed news dispatch is sent
1895: Playwright Oscar Wilde is convicted on a morals charge in London and sentenced to prison
1925: John T. Scopes is indicted in Tennessee for teaching Darwin’s theory of evolution in a public school (the trial becomes known as the “Scope’s Mionkey Trial” in reference to the Darwinian teaching that humans descended from apes)
1961: President John Fitzgerald Kennedy proposes sending ‘A man to the Moon before the decade is out.’
1978: “Star Wars” opens in theaters across the U.S.
1980: Mount St. Helens erupts for a second time
1986: An estimated seven million Americans participate in “Hands Across America” (forming a line across the lower U.S. to raise money for the hungry and homeless)
1992: Jay Leno debuts as the permanent host of NBC’s “Tonight Show”
1997: Polish voters adopt a constitution that removed the last traces of communism.
2006: Former Enron Corp. chiefs Kenneth Lay and Jeffrey Skilling are convicted in Houston of conspiracy and fraud for the company’s downfall. (Skilling was sentenced to 24 years in prison; Lay died before he could be sentenced.)
BORN ON THIS DAY — May 25th
1803: Ralph Waldo Emerson, essayist/philosopher
1878: Bill “Bojangles” Robinson, actor
1889: Igor Sikorsky, developed a working helicopter
1898: Bennett Cerf, publisher
1926: Miles Davis, jazz trumpeter
1927: Robert Ludlum, spy novelist
1936: Tom T Hall, country singer/writer
1938: Raymond Carver, poet/short story writer
1939: Ian McKellen, actor
1947: Karen Valentine, actress
1963: Mike Myers, actor/comedian
1965: Mark Knight, rock guitarist
1975: Lauryn Hill, R&B singer

The God Question

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YES!  Next Question

The Templeton Organization (http://www.templeton.org/belief/) has begun a series of full page advertisements in newspapers such as the New York Times which publish a debate centering around this question:

“Does science make belief in God obsolete?”

Here are the quick answers given by the recent writers (the full answers can be found on the website):

Excepting Pinker’s The Language Instinct, I’ve read the books mentioned. As always, we can learn something by what is NOT mentioned. For example, none of the writers, whether or not they believe in a god, mentioned strict texts such as the Bible or Koran or Torah. It is as if the debate has moved beyond these minor issues. The participants recognize that the fairy tales can’t be supported anymore. The idea of a god has to be redefined (as Kauffman posits).

Yet, those like Kauffman miss the point. Either there is a god with certain characteristics, or there isn’t. Whether or not humans adjust their concept of this god is immaterial to and ineffectual on, this idea of omniscience. It is, however, understandable that many fall into the trap laid by the question.

To illustrate the trap, let’s take a simpler example. Let’s say there’s a word, we’ll call it Gynyx. We know that there is no such word in the English language, nor any other language which can then be translated into English. Thus, the object, creature, motion or hypothetical which every word must represent, does not, in this case, exist. There is no such a thing as a Gynyx.

Now, let’s ask the question: “Do you believe in Gynyx?”

The first understanding the answerer has to come to is what is a Gynyx? And when the word cannot be defined, then the question becomes moot. It is so with the notion of a god.

NOT ONE of the responders to the question examine how to define a concept of god as put forth by the questioner, and so cannot really answer the question. As an English construct the question is illogical, makes no sense, and so the answers can’t illuminate the issue very clearly.

Not many people know that Christians invented the word “atheist”. The classic definition – one who does not believe in god – neatly makes its point. The person the word refers to chooses not to believe in god – it says nothing to the issue of god not existing. So it is with the question put forth by Templeton.

But still, to take a crack, using the broad definition of science – rational thought applied to an experience to explain it – the answer is immediate and easy. No one of rational thought and moderate intelligence thinks any god exists as defined by any religion yet fabricated from man’s mind.

And yes, the antithesis of the last sentence is also true.

– Mauiu Curmudgeon

Congratulations Graduates!

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastGraduation Day
Day 145 of 2008
221 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — Puka: Graduate
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY— TSumatin: Student
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY — “It almost missed being noticed.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY“He not busy being born is busy dyin’” (Bob Dylan).”


WEB SURF SPOT OF THE WEEK — The Smithsonian Museums
WEB VIDEO OF THE WEEK — Mathews Exposes Right-Wing Ignoramus
NETCAST OF THE WEEK — NEWSEUM – World’s Most Interactive Museum
GOOD DEED SITE OF THE WEEK — Feed the Hungry at FreeRice.com


TODAY – May 24th, 2008:
CONGRATULATIONS GRADUATES!.
Graduation Day across Maui, Hawaii and the U.S.
Democratic Party convention in Honolulu.
EVENTS ON THIS DAY — May 24th
1337: The Thirty Years war begins
1689: English Parliament guarantees freedom of religion for Protestants
1738: The Methodist Church is established
1775: John Hancock elected to replace Payton Randolph as president of the Second Continental Congress.
1866: Berkeley California is named (for George Berkeley, Bishop of Cloyne)
1944: Icelandic voters severe all ties with Denmark
1983: U.S. Supreme Court rules that the IRS can deny tax exemptions to private schools that practice racial discrimination.
1989: “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” premieres
1994: The four men convicted of bombing New York’s World Trade Center are each sentenced to 240 years in prison
1995: Heidi Fleiss (“Hollywood Madam”) is sentenced to 3 years in prison for running a call-girl service with wealthy, famous clientele
2000: After 18 years of occupation, Israeli troops leave South Lebanon
2001: Democrats gained control of the U.S. Senate for the first time since 1994 when Sen. James Jeffords of Vermont abandoned the Republican Party and declared himself an independent.

BORN ON THIS DAY — MAY 24th
1544: William Gilbert, physicist
1686: Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit, physicist/inventor
1743: Jean-Paul Marat, revolutionist
1819: Queen Victoria, England
1918: Coleman A Young, civil rights leader (Mayor-D-Detroit)
1938: Tommy Chong, comedian/actor
1939: Dixie Carter, actress
1940: Joseph Brodsky, author
1941: Bob Dylan, singer/songwriter
1943: Frank Oz, muppeteer/director
1953: Alfred Molina, actor
1953: Nell Campbell, actress
1955: Roseanne Cash, country singer
1956: Helen Terry, rocker
1960: Kristin Scott Thomas, actress
1988: Billy Gilman, country singer

The Truth About Vog

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Who’s kidding whom about this vog?

Perhaps it’s the same people who tell us that cane smoke is not harmful. Is life worth living? Ask the liver. Is air worth breathing? Ask the lungs.Not all people will be affected equally, but sneezing, coughing. stuffy nose, headache and throat and eye irritations are and will be common. We may have to change the names of these isles to the Mucus Isles.

An ethical and moral government and tourist bureau would urge tourists to stay away for health reasons. But don’t hold your breath. Wait a minute, we are already holding our breath.

Sulfur dioxide, cadmium, mercury, silica and whatever else comprises that toxic shroud cannot but be threatening to people, tourism and real estate values.

We may have to individually warn Mainlanders. I’m afraid our governor lacks the moral courage to do it.

– Raphael O’Suna, Haiku

Convolution of Water

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastWorld Turtle Day
Day 144 of 2008
222 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — ‘Kahinali’i: Tsunami
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY— Tait: Tide
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY — “The plover is the bird of high tides.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY“At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.”
(Thai saying)


WEB SURF SPOT OF THE WEEK — The Smithsonian Museums
WEB VIDEO OF THE WEEK — Mathews Exposes Right-Wing Ignoramus
NETCAST OF THE WEEK — NEWSEUM – World’s Most Interactive Museum
GOOD DEED SITE OF THE WEEK — Feed the Hungry at FreeRice.com


May 23rd, 1960: Quirks of time, tide, rain, and wind create an unusual but quite deadly natural phenomenon here in Hawaii — TSUNAMI. An earthquake occurs in the Southern Hemisphere, near Chili, of a magnitude of 8.6 (the recent quake in China was 7.9 and destroyed millions of homes). The quake causes a tidal wave – a tsunami – which manages to head north, then west then south and hit Hilo, killing an amazing 61 people. Neither the southern part of Hawaii Island, nor any other Island in the Hawaiian chain, experiences much damage, but in Hilo, the water bleeds into town for more than 3/4 of a mile, over the power plant, homes, businesses and streets, causing millions of dollars in damages and grief for dozens of families.

EVENTS ON THIS DAY — May 23rd
1430: Joan of Arc is captured by the Burgundians
1576: Tycho Brahe is given Hveen Island to build Uraniborg Observatory
1701: Captain William Kidd is executed in London after conviction of piracy & murder
1785: Benjamin Franklin announces his invention of bifocals
1846: Mexico declares war on the U.S. over Texas
1939: The submarine Squalis sinks off Portsmouth New Hampshire (26 sailors die)
1945: Nazi Heinrich Himmler commits suicide while imprisoned in Luneburg Germany
1960: Israel announces its capture of Nazi Adolf Eichmann in Argentina
1982: Colin Wilson rides a surfboard 294 miles

BORN ON THIS DAY — MAY 23rd
1707: Carolus Linnaeus, biological classifier
1729: Cathrine the Great, empress of Russia
1734: Friedrich Anton Mesmer, physician/hypnotist
1928: Rosemary Clooney, singer/coronet
1931: Barbara Barrie, actress
1934: Robert Moog, inventor of the Moog Synthesizer
1949: Alan Garcia Perez, president of Peru
1951: Anatoliy Karpov, world chess champion
1954: Marvin Haglere, boxer
1958: Drew Carey, comedian
1974: Jewel, singer/songwriter

Royal Hawaiian Air Dies

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastMusical Instrument Day
Day 143 of 2008
223 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — ‘Hoe: Paddle
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY—  Epat: Airport
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY — “Sneeze and may you have long life.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY“Forget injuries, never forget kindesses.” (Confucius)


WEB SURF SPOT OF THE WEEK — The Smithsonian Museums
WEB VIDEO OF THE WEEK — Mathews Exposes Right-Wing Ignoramus
NETCAST OF THE WEEK — NEWSEUM – World’s Most Interactive Museum
GOOD DEED SITE OF THE WEEK — Feed the Hungry at FreeRice.com

May 22nd, 1986: Both Kahana and Hana lose what was the only airline to serve them at the time: Royal Hawaiian Air Service. Until then, it was the state’s oldest commuter air service, operating for 21 years. Within two years, two airlines pick up the routes, Island Air and Mokulele Airways.

HISTORICAL EVENTS ON THIS DAY — May 22nd
1872: The Amnesty Act goes into effect, restoring civil rights to citizens of the South
1906: Orville and Wilbur Wright are granted the first U.S. airplane patent
1909: The first San Francisco fireboat, David Scannell, is launched
1939: Hitler & Mussolini sign the “Pact of Steel”, committing Germany and Italy to a military alliance
1947: The “Truman Doctrine” goes into effect, aiding Turkey & Greece
1947: The first U.S. ballistic missile is fired
1954: Robert Zimmerman (aka Bob Dylan) is Bar Mitzvah’ed
1961: The first revolving restaurant, Top of the Needle, is dedicated in Seattle Wshington
1972: President Nixon becomes the first U.S. President to visit Moscow
1974: Ruffian begins her racing career as a filly & dies 14 months later
1998: A heavy turnout of voters in Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland overwhelmingly approve a Northern Ireland peace accord
2000: A committee of the Arkansas Supreme Court recommends that President Clinton be disbarred for giving false testimony about his relationship with Monica Lewinsky in the Paula Jones sexual harassment case

BORN ON THIS DAY — May 22nd
1813: Richard Wagner, composer
1844: Mary Cassatt, Impressionist painter
1859: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, author
1891: Robert Gordon Sproul, educator/college pres
1895: Jiddu Krishnamurti, spiritual philosopher
1907: Laurence Olivier, actor
1920: Thomas Gold, astronome
1922: Judith Crist, movie reviewer
1928: T Boone Pickens, cspitalist
1934: Peter Nero, pianist
1938: Richard Benjamin, actor/director
1938: Susan Strasberg, actress
1940: Bernard Shaw, CNN anchorman
1941: Paul Winfield, actor
1950: Bernie Taupin, musician/songwriter
1959: (Steven Patrick) Morrissey, singer/songwriter
1961: Ann Cusack, actress

Striking A Blow for Freedom

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastMemo Day
Day 142 of 2008
224 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — ‘Kulieana: Priviledge
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY— Stret: Correct
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY — “Jealousy belongs to the ugly.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY “Mix a little foolishness with your prudence; it’s good to be silly at the right moment.”
(Horace)


WEB SURF SPOT OF THE WEEK — The Smithsonian Museums
WEB VIDEO OF THE WEEK — Mathews Exposes Right-Wing Ignoramus
NETCAST OF THE WEEK — NEWSEUM – World’s Most Interactive Museum
GOOD DEED SITE OF THE WEEK — Feed the Hungry at FreeRice.com


Sen Robert Wagner with FDRMay 21st, 1945: Hawaii gets its own version of the “Little Wagner Act,” which allows plantation workers the right to strike. The Act was named for its creator, Senator Robert Wagner of New York, who wrote the law which over the next ten years, spread to every state — the right of workers to strike for grievances.


EVENTS ON THIS DAY — May 21st

  • 1602: Martha’s Vineyard is first sighted (by Captain Bartholomew Gosnold)

  • 1832: The first Democratic National Convention is held in Baltimore
  • 1840: New Zealand is declared a British colony
  • 1846: The first steamship arrives in Hawaii
  • 1927: Charles A Lindbergh lands in Paris becoming the first person to fly a heavier then air aircraft alone non-stop across the Atlantic (3,610 miles in 33-1/2 hours.)
  • 1937: The “Black Blizzard” hits the Great Plain States from Kansas to Oklahoma
  • 1956: The US explodes the first airlifted hydrogen fusion bomb (dropped from a plane onto Bikini Atoll)
  • 1991: Former Indian Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi is assassinated by a suicide bomber during national elections

BORN ON THIS DAY — May 21st

  • 1844: Henri Rousseau, painter
  • 1898: Armand Hammer, industrialist
  • 1904: Fats Waller, jazz pianist/composer
  • 1917: Raymond Burr, actor
  • 1921: Andrei Sakharov, physicist/human rights worker
  • 1926: Robert Creeley, poet/novelist
  • 1941: Ronald Isley, singer
  • 1947: Richard Hatch, actor
  • 1951: Al Franken, comedian/actor
  • 1952: Mr T. (Lawrence Tero), actor
  • 1957: Judge Reinhold, actor
  • 1959: Nick Cassavetes, actor
  • 1968: Lisa Edelstein, actress

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