August 31, 2008
Maui Curmudgeon, National Election
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So, anyway, I get this email from friends who are high on Obama and his convention speech, and in it they tell me that right wing Republican Pat Buchanan - yes, even he - has to admit that Obama’s speech was one of the greatest in convention history. I write back, smugly, that I am pleased not to agree with Buchanan.
Then came today’s New York Times. In a piece titled, “The Audacity of Hype” William Safire lays out his complaints against Obama.
– Maui Curmudgeon
August 31, 2008
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Nat’l Waffle Day
Day 244 of 2008
122 days left in this year
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HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY —
Makani pahili: Hurricane
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY
— Hariap: Hurry
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY
— “Watch until the black tapa cloth covers Maui.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY — “If hypocricy were gold, the Capitol would be Fort Knox.” (John McCain)

WEB SURF SPOT OF THE WEEK —
MAPA
Today: Hurricane Gustav threatens the Louisana coast exactly 3 years after the criminal disregard and incompetence of the Bush/Cheney administration. Category 4 Gustav is also diverting attention from the Republican Convention starting tomorrow. Bush, Cheney and coast governors mow say they will not attend the event in Minnesota’s Twin Cities.
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EVENTS ON THIS DAY — August 31st
1842: The U.S. Naval Observatory is authorized by an act of Congress
1887: Thomas A Edison is granted a patent for the Kinetoscope (produces moving pictures)
1955: The first sun-powered automobile is demonstrated (Chicago)
1957: Malaya (Malaysia) gains independence from Britain (National Day)
1965: The U.S. House of Representatives joins the Senate to establish the Dept. of Housing & Urban Development (HUD)
1982: The first giant squid is captured alive off the coast of Bergen Norway
1994: The Irish Republican Army declares a cease-fire
1997: Diana, the Princess of Wales, is killed in an automobile accident in a tunnel by the Seine in Paris
2005: Tens of thousands of stranded residents thorughout New Orleans, including many thousands of whom are located in the Superdome and convention center, spend the nights amidst gunfire, looting and incidents of rape & murder, without rescue, evacuation or supply efforts by the city, state or federal governments.
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BORN ON THIS DAY — August 31st
12: Caligula (Gaius Caesar), 3rd Roman emperor
1908: William Saroyan, novelist/playwright
1916: Daniel Schorr, broadcast journalist
1918: Alan Jay Lerner, lyricist composer
1928: James Coburn, actor
1945: Itzhak Perlman, violinist
1945: Van Morrison, singer
1949: Richard Gere, actor
1970: Zack Ward, actor
1974: Chris Tucker, actor
1975: Sara Ramirez, actress
August 31, 2008
Maui Curmudgeon, U.S. Presidents
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By the Maui Curmudgeon (32nd in a 43-part series)
How do the U.S. Presidents stack up? I thought I’d find out by reading biographies of all 43 presidents, in the order of their administrations. Here are briefly the pros and cons of my discoveries, the interesting bits, and how I’d rank him. For comparison, I give you the 1982 Murrary-Blessing ranking, a survey of hundreds of leading historians who ranked each president by number. This survey is the gold standard of presidential rankings and is most cited when this kind of thing needs bringing up in media.
FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT: 1933-1944 ~ 32nd U.S. President
The offspring of the fabulously wealthy patrician families Delano and Roosevelt, Franklin Delano Roosevelt seems to have been molded for his time and the position of presidency from the very start. A graduate of Groton, FDR was strongly influenced by its president, Reverend Endicott Peabody, who called FDR to a life of social responsibility through public service.
He graduated from Columbia Law School, but law bored him, and in 1910 FDR gained a state senate seat in New York in the party of his father (not his great cousin Teddy), the Democratic Party, which, beginning with Grover Cleveland, had made its way through education and hard work to realize the values embodied in the likes of Abraham Lincoln were the ones who had to guide the country for it to thrive, values which the Republican party, beginning with Warren G. Harding, rebuked.
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August 30, 2008
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Marshmallow Day
Day 243 of 2008
123 days left in this year
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HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY —
Huhu: Anger
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY
— Kros: Angry
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY
— “He grasped the eyeless fish by mistake.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY — “America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.” (George Clemenceau)

WEB SURF SPOT OF THE WEEK —
MAPA
Today: Hawaiian Decathlon Champ Bryan Clay to appear on Wheaties box. Wheaties unveiled two new special edition boxes Thursday including one with Hawaii decathlon champion Bryan Clay. The Castle High School graduate and Olympic gold medalist is on the box of the breakfast of champions.
EVENTS ON THIS DAY — August 30th
-30: (B.C.) Cleopatra, the seventh queen of ancient Egypt, commits suicide
1842: The Congress passes the first U.S. law against the importation of obscene material into the country
1850: Honolulu Hawaii becomes a city
1945: Hong Kong is liberated from Japan
1961: The first African American judge of a U.S. District Court is confirmed (J.B. Parsons)
1963: The “Hot Line” communications link between Washington DC & Moscow begins operation
1964: President Johnson signs into law the Economic Opportunity Act, which also the creates the Job Corps
1967: The U.S. Senate confirms Thurgood Marshall as the first African American justice
1999: Citizens of East Timor vote for independence from Indonesia in a U.N.-sponsored ballot
2005: In the wake of Hurricane Katrina, levees in New Orleans break, flooding the city and stranding tens of thousands of predominantly poor residents in up to 15 feet of water.
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BORN ON THIS DAY — August 30th
1871: Ernest Lord Rutherford, physicist
1893: Huey P Long, Governor/US Senator (D-La)
1901: Roy Wilkins, civil rights director (NAACP)
1907: Fred MacMurray, actor
1919: Kitty Wells, country singer
1930: Warren Buffett, investor
1931: John L Swigert Jr, astronaut
1935: John Phillips, singer
1943: R. Crumb, cartoonist
1948: Lewis Black, comedian
1950: John Landis, actor/director
1951: Timothy Bottoms, actor
1972: Cameron Diaz, actress
August 30, 2008
Maui Curmudgeon, U.S. Presidents
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By the Maui Curmudgeon (31st in a 43-part series)
How do the U.S. Presidents stack up? I thought I’d find out by reading biographies of all 43 presidents, in the order of their administrations. Here are briefly the pros and cons of my discoveries, the interesting bits, and how I’d rank him. For comparison, I give you the 1982 Murrary-Blessing ranking, a survey of hundreds of leading historians who ranked each president by number. This survey is the gold standard of presidential rankings and is most cited when this kind of thing needs bringing up in media.
HERBERT HOOVER: 1929-1933 ~ 31st U.S. President
Herbert Hoover is the very embodiment of an important lesson in American public life: intelligence and experience does not necessarily make a leader. How smart was he? Well, at the end of World War I, he accompanied President Woodrow Wilson to the Paris Peace Conference.
Attending was John Maynard Keynes, the brilliant British economist. When the conference was over, Keynes said, “Hoover was the only man who emerged from the ordeal of Paris with an enhanced reputation.”
Hoover came into the presidency as the heir apparent. Though President Calvin Coolidge despised Hoover (he called him “wonder boy” out of jealousy), Hoover, who had been Secretary of Commerce under the false “boom years” of the early 1920’s, took the reins supremely confident in American business and conservative rights. Was anyone more wrong? In less than seven months, people really were jumping out of windows to their deaths.
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August 29, 2008
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According to Hoyle Day
Day 242 of 2008
124 days left in this year
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HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY —
‘Elemakula: Old man
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY
— Lapun: Old man
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY
— “He is like a wrinkled dog in the sunlight.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY — “Knaves imagine nothing can be done without knavery.” (Thomas Fuller)

WEB SURF SPOT OF THE WEEK —
MAPA
Today: Could this woman really be president? Septuagenarian Senator John McCain turns 72 today, and in an obvious pander to women voters, announces his VP choice as Sarah Palin, the inexperienced governor of Alaska. The 44 year-old first term governor is an ardent opponent of abortion, lifetime member of the NRA, mooseburger afficianado and mother of five. McFossil would be the oldest person ever elected to the US presidency if voters were foolish or fearful enough to elect him. Palin would replace him in the event of his demise. More >
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EVENTS ON THIS DAY — August 29th
1533: The last Incan King of Peru, Atahualpa, is murdered, ending the Incan Empire (his death came on orders from Spanish conqueror Francisco Pizarro)
1758: The first reservation for Native Americans is established
1786: Shay’s Rebellion begins in Springfield Massachusetts
1817: The first U.S. abolitionist newspaper, “The Philanthropist,” begins publication in Mt Pleasant Ohio
1831: Michael Faraday demonstrates the first electrical transformer
1852: The Church of Latter Day Saints (Mormons) first publish its doctrine of celestial marriage, aka polygamy (in effect until the Manifest of 1890 outlawed the practice)
1949: USSR explodes its first atomic bomb
1953: USSR explodes its first hydrogen bomb
2005: Hurricane Katrina, a category 4 hurricane with 145 mph winds, makes landfall along the Gulf Coast causing damage in Lousiana, Mississippi and Alabama
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BORN ON THIS DAY — August 29th
1632: John Locke, empiricist philosopher
1809: Oliver Wendell Holmes, physician/author
1915: Ingrid Bergman, actress
1920: Charlie “Bird” Parker, jazz musician
1924: Dinah Washington, singer
1936: John McCain, US Senator (R-AZ)
1938: Elliott Gould, actor
1958: Michael Jackson, singer
1962: Rebecca De Mornay, actress
1963: Greg Steele, rocker
August 28, 2008
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I Have a Dream Day
Day 241 of 2008
125 days left in this year
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HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY —
Moe‘uhane: Dream
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY
— Kundu: Drum
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY
— “The smoke seen in the dream now rises.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY — “Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.” (Kahil Gibran)

WEB SURF SPOT OF THE WEEK —
MAPA
August 28, 1963: Dr. Martin Luther King Jr gives his “I Have a Dream” speech at the Lincoln Memorial to a crowd of 200,000 marchers, in Washington DC, peacefully demonstrating for civil rights. )(See video below.)
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Today: Barack Obama will accept the Democratic Party nomination for the 44th U.S. president in Denver, Colorado. He will speak to a crowd of 80,000 at Invesco Field where the Denver Broncos play. Obama will be preceded by singers Sheryl Crow, Stevie Wonder and John Legend, then former VP, winner of the 2000 presidential popular vote & Nobel Peace Prize recipient Al Gore. Read more in the Denvert Post >
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EVENTS ON THIS DAY — August 28th
1565: Spanish explorers land in Florida to establish the first permanent European settlement in America (they name their settlement for St. Augustine)
1609: Henry Hudson discovers and explores Delaware Bay for the Netherlands
1655: New Amsterdam & Peter Stuyvesant bar persons of the Jewish faith from military service
1830: “Tom Thumb”, the first passenger carrying locomotive, starts running
1957: Senator Thurmond begins a 24-hour filibuster against the civil rights bill
1981: John W. Hinckley Jr. pleads innocent to charges of attempting to kill President Ronald Reagan.
1996 Britain’s Prince Charles and Princess Diana divorce after 15 years of marriage.
2002: Prosecutors indict WorldCom executives Scott Sulivan and Buford Yates Jr. in connection with the company’s collapse. Both later pleaded guilty to criminal fraud.
2005: New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin orders everyone in the city to evacuate ahead of Hurricane Katrina.
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BORN ON THIS DAY — August 28th
1749: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, social philosopher
1828: Leo Tolstoy, novelist
1908: Roger Tory Peterson, ornithologist/writer
1916: C Wright Mills, sociologist/writer
1930: Ben Gazzara, actor
1940: William Cohen, (Sen-R-Me)
1958: Scott Hamilton, figure skating champion
1965: Shania Twain, country singer
1969: Jack Black, comedian/actor
1982: Lee Ann Rimes, country singer
August 27, 2008
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There are monsters among men. And everyone knows what this means, because we each have had monster moments in otherwise normal lives.
What makes a man a monster? Self-deceit? Hypocrisy? Malice? Lack of fellow feeling? Heartlessness? Soullessness? Possession by a “Dark Whisperer”?
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August 27, 2008
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Petroleum Day? Ugh!
Day 240 of 2008
126 days left in this year
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HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY —
Aila ka: Petroleum
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY
— Bensin: Gasoline
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY
— “The fault lies in the mouth.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY — “When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are things to b ashamed of.” (Confucius)

WEB SURF SPOT OF THE WEEK —
MAPA
Today: Bill Clinton and Joe Biden address Democratic National Convention in Denver, CO tonight. Then a roll call vote will determine party unity. Yesterday, the Democratic platform adopted Native Hawaiian recognition. More >
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EVENTS ON THIS DAY — August 27th
1667: Earliest recorded hurricane in U.S. (Jamestown, Virginia)
1859: Edwin L. Drake drilled the first successful U.S. oil well near Titusville, Pa.
1883: The 18 mile long island of Krakatoa, west of Java, explodes with a force of 1,300 megatons.
1945: U.S. troops land in Japan after Japanese surrender
2007: Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced his resignation after a controversy over the firings of nine U.S. attorneys.
2007: Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick pleaded guilty in Richmond, Va., to a federal dogfighting charge.
2007: The Capitol Hill newspaper Roll Call reported that Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, was arrested June 11 by a plainclothes officer investigating complaints of lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport restroom.
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BORN ON THIS DAY — August 27th
-551: (BCE) Confucius, philosopher
1871: Theodore Dreiser, novelist
1882: Samuel Goldwyn, pioneer film maker/produce
1890: Man Ray, photographer/painter/filmmaker
1908: Lyndon B. Johnson, 36th US president
1910: Mother Teresa, Nobel Peace prize
1952: Pee-wee Herman, aka Paul Reubens, actor
August 26, 2008
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Women’s Equality Day
Day 239 of 2008
127 days left in this year
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HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY —
Wahine: Woman
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY
— Meri: Woman
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY
— “This woman made a circuit of the islands.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY — “One is not born, but rather becomes a woman.” (Simone de Beauvior)

WEB SURF SPOT OF THE WEEK —
MAPA
Today: Hillary Clinton night at the Democratic National Convention on the anniversary of the day women’s suffrage was won. Hillary Clinton will give a much anticipated speech in Denver celebrating Women’s National Equality Day. More >
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August 26, 1920: 19th Ammendment passes. Allowing women to vote was first seriously proposed in the United States in July, 1848, at the Seneca Falls Woman’s Rights Convention organized by Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Lucretia Mott. One woman who attended that convention was Charlotte Woodward. She was nineteen at the time. In 1920, when women finally won the vote throughout the nation, Charlotte Woodward was the only participant in the 1848 Convention who was still alive to cast her vote. she was 81 years old.
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EVENTS ON THIS DAY — August 26th
-55: (BC) Roman forces, led by Julius Caesar, invade Britain
1775: The Continental Congress passes an act providing pensions for war veterans
1789: The French Assembly passes the Declaration of the Rights of Man
1883: The Indonesian volcano Krakatoa erupts destroying the island and killing 36,000 people
1920: 19th Amendment to the US Constitution establishes womens’ right to vote
1937: Pumping & dredging are finished to build Treasure Island in San Francisco Bay
1957: The Soviet Union announced that it had successfully tested an intercontinental ballistic missile.
1967: Jimi Hendrix’s “Purple Haze” is released
1974: Charles Lindbergh dies at his home in Hawaii at the age of 72
1998: The U.S. Justice Department announces the government is investigating Microsoft
2003: Investigators concluded that NASA’s overconfident management and inattention to safety doomed the space shuttle Columbia as much as damage to the craft did.
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BORN ON THIS DAY — August 26th
1676: Sir Robert Walpole, British PM
1838: John Wilkes Booth, assassin of President Lincoln
1904: Christopher Isherwood, novelist/playwright
1921: Ben Bradlee, former Washington Post executive editor
1935: Geraldine Ferraro, (Rep-D-NY) 1st female major-party VP candidate
1948: Jet Black, rocker
1948: Valerie Simpson, singer
1960: Branford Marsalis, actor
1980: Macauley Culkin, actor