He Came, He Saw, He Did A Little Schtick

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By Raphael O’Suna

I was glad to read in the Gospel of Judas, which was unearthed twenty years ago,* that Jesus had a sense of humor.

Like myself, he seems to have been a trickster. A sly coyote. A Jack of Diamonds, as well as a profoundly accomplished soul.

In a number of places, in the Gospel, he teases the apostles, after they ask a silly or stupid question. In this Gospel, he is also more Saturnine and honest. He is forthright, when it comes to commenting on the probability that many souls will be saved. They will not.

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BOO! Happy Halloween

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastCeltic Samhain
Day 304 of 2009
61 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — ‘Apiki: Treachery, treason
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY — Hul: Grave
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY “It’s a pig strangling.” (the act of a traitor)
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY Here lies one whose name was writ in water.” – Keats

Halloween Moon

CELTIC SAMHAIN: “Summer’s End” in the Wicken year marks the death of the Sun-God, who then awaits his re-brith from the Mother Goddess at Yule (Winter Solstice). Among the traditional Celts, Samhain was celebrated as New Year’s Eve because their calendar year began on November 1st. More >

ISLAND NEWS ARCHIVES – October 31, 1889
A Honolulu jury acquits Robert W. Wilcox on the charges of treason for the 1889 rebellion which he led against the “reform government” in his attempt to restore the Hawaiian monarchy to power. Wilcox was born in 1855 on Maui. His parents sent him to Haleakala Boarding School in Makawao. After graduation, Wilcox became a teacher upcountry. In 1880, Wilcox was elected to the Royal Legislature in Honolulu. He represented the citizens of Wailuku and surrounding area. More >

The Bird Wasn’t the Word

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastCandycorn Day
Day 303 of 2009
62 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — ‘Olohani: Mutiny
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY — As: Anus
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY “No particular food blocks the anus.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth” – (Jewish)

MockingbirdISLAND NEWS – ARCHIVES – October 30, 1933
Hui Manu – a Honolulu-based organization that was formed to to introduce songbirds to the Hawaiian Islands – releases Mockingbirds on Maui, because, evidently, Maui doesn’t have enough birds which sing prettily. (Mockingbirds are members of the Mimidae family, with about 17 species in three genera.) According to Robin Doughty in The Mockingbird: “Native birds, already buffeted by logging, agriculture (cane) and settlement, have had to cope with [introduced] alien species…. Since 1796, 170 bird species have been introduced to Hawaii, and many have succeeded in displacing endemic species.”x
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Birthday of the Internet

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastHermit Day
Day 302 of 2009
63 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — ‘Ele‘ele: Black
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY — Blakpela: Black
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY “The black fluid of the learned.” (ink)
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. To tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.” – Harry Truman

Hawaiian Airlines
ISLAND NEWS – Archives
October 29, 1929: Inter-Island Airways (now Hawaiian Airlines) begins service between Oahu and Maui, with its first scheduled flight on the very day that the stock market in New York City collapses (“Black Tuesday”), heralding the beginning of the Great Depression. A ticket from Maui to Oahu cost $7.00.
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NATIONAL NEWS – Archives
October 29, 1969: The Internet is born when bits of data flow between computers at UCLA and Stanford Research Institute. Funded by the US Defense Department and called ARAPNET, it eventually became the Internet. (Just one more waste of tax payer dollars.)

Air Tragedy Remembered

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastNat’l Chocolate Day
Day 301 of 2009
64 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — Ho’okalakupua: Magic
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY — Garans: Guaranteed
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY “Only the wind can speak my true name.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming. – Roseanne Barr

ISLAND NEWS ARCHIVES - October 28, 1989:
Air Tragedy strikes Maui County - An Island Air commuter flight from Maui heading to Molokai crashes into a cliff near the Halawa Valley on Molokai, killing all 20 passengers and crew aboard. Eight of the passengers were the Molokai High School volleyball team The plane crashed into a cliff just below the ridgeline, spreading debris more than 300 feet away.

Molokai has the world’s steepest sea cliffs, rising vertically more than 3,000 feet from sea level. They have proved deadly a number of times, more recently in 1996, when another commuter plane, this one carrying State Democratic chair Robert McCarthy and Maui County Councilman Tom Morrow crashed into those same cliffs, killing all eight aboard.

Captain Cook’s Birthday

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastNavy Day
Day 300 of 2009
65 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — Papeka: Puppet
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY — Krosum: Scold
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY It is never too late to change, to learn, to grow.
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. -

Captain James CookISLAND NEWS ARCHIVES - October 27, 1940:
An estimated 2,000 Maui men join the nearly 60,000 men who register in the selective service (draft), a nearly 100 percent compliance record for the state of Hawaii. This is no small accomplishment given that the action which caused a flood of enlistments – the Japaneses attack on Pearl Harbor – came more than a year later.

According to records, 405,399 American men died in World War II. According to the National Archives, Military Resources section, World War II, 580 men born in Hawaii perished while members of the U.S. military during the war.

Public Schools – From Stink to Stinkeye

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastMother-in-law Day
Day 299 of 2009
66 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — ‘Eu: Rogue
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY — Giamanim: Tell lies to
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY “In life, there is no end of possibilities.”
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct or more uncertain in its success than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things! – Niccolo Machiavelli

ISLAND NEWS ARCHIVES – October 26, 1979:
While schoolchildren in Mainland snowbound states begin to dream of “snow days,”which offer students days off from school because of the fluffy stuff, children on Maui get 3 unscheduled days off not from being marooned by snow, but um …  because of the stink. All Maui public schools joined the 228 public schools statewide in closing because state health officials deem the schools “unsanitary.” The cause? A United Public Workers strike. School custodians are on strike and no one is cleaning the restrooms. Eventually, the stink got out of hand, and all schools had to be shut down. They reopened October 29.
This year in 2009, public schools are closed on October 23 and 30 due to furloughs ordered by Governor Lingle. In all, students and teachers will be furloughed for 17 Fridays, unless the courts intervene due to pending pending lawsuits .

The Magic of Nincompoopery

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Click for Kahului, Hawaii ForecastInt’l Magic Week
Day 298 of 2008
67 days left in this year


HAWAIIAN WORD OF THE DAY — Paha’ohuna: Magic
PIDGIN WORD OF THE DAY — Sanguma: Magic
HAWAIIAN PROVERB OF THE DAY Teach me the magic of the night.
HAOLE SAYING OF THE DAY Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile! – Kurt Vonnegut

October 25th, 2008: NINCOMPOOPS. Rush Limbaugh, teabaggers and the Fox “News” propagandists weren’t the first to begin the nonsense of equating Barack Obama with Adolph Hitler after his election as president. In fact, it was more than a year ago that You Tube videos equating Obama with Adolf Hitler began appearing. One film focused on Hitler Youth playing instruments. Instead of hearing their music, what we hear is a new song, praising Obama. The children singing it use words like “leader” and “great” in the obvious Nazi context. Another video lacks all subtlety, and simply puts Adolf’s ranting in Obama’s mouth.
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The pathetic errors in this presentation: Hitler would have wanted to kill the black Obama; Nazism was a conservative movement, not a liberal one; do not hide the fact that tens of millions of Americans are so incredibly stupid that they waste their time trying to dig up dirt on things like Obama’s birth certificate, and painting Hitlerian mustaches on Obama portraits, rather than dealing with the mind-numbingly serious issues confronting us today, like war and depression. These conservative nincompoops are the peon equivalent to Nero, fiddling as their civilization crumbles around them. View video here >

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